Reliability Pillows

"You keep impeccable time."

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The Female Brain and The Other One

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Responsibility

Wait Brian! You forgot the little Airbus chapter!

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

Owning your mistakes at work shows that you hold yourself accountable, and builds trust and credibility.

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

In case of fire call yourself.

'Guaranteed! By the end of the summer he'll be so self-reliant that you can cancel his allowance.'

'He was a very good dog.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

"After we got Buster fixed, he no longer wants to be our best friend."

Man pulling UHAUL truck himself.