Relaxing At Bars Gifts

"Sometimes I'd like to smack the stock market across the face and tell it to just chill."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"An everything Martini, please."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Watching the football.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Pints of Lager

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Raw Piano Bar

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Live soccer today.

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"You're Bard!"

Full glass

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Never drink on an empty..." "Pocket?"

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

Bob's Bar tightens it's belt by reducing happy hour to happy minute.

Join me in a beer?

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."