Relaxed Gym-goer T-Shirts

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

Still Life With Nordic Track

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Keep Fit.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

Working out in the gym,

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

How to go form fit to fat...

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Yoga for beginners,