Gym Goer Guy T-Shirts

"We're exclusively delts."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Exercise Class

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Bench Press Accident

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

Exercise now!

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"Would you like me to give it to you straight or sugar-coated?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."