Relaxation Promoter T-Shirts

'... And I haven't lifted a finger for two weeks!'

Self help acupuncture

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Prejudice/Empathy

"We're here to experience pleasure."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Interpretive napping

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Creative napping

Polio - The Comeback Kid

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'I'm still stressed out.'

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"Out of my way! I'm late for that lecture on 'The Importance of Relaxation'!!!"

Holiday,

Tax haven.

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

'She's spring cleaning and you?'