Relaxation Promoter Mugs

'... And I haven't lifted a finger for two weeks!'

Self help acupuncture

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Prejudice/Empathy

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

Interpretive napping

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

It's called "taking a nap," Lance, and no, I don't want to see any Rorschach inkblots.

Creative napping

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"Sometimes I stop to think and forget to start again."

"I'm for getting away from it all but Harry always brings it all with him."

'I'm still stressed out.'

"I'm late for that lecture on the importance of relaxation!"

"Sometimes Ted finds it difficult to leave the holiday spirit behind."

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"Out of my way! I'm late for that lecture on 'The Importance of Relaxation'!!!"

"I don't want anyone thinking they can stop and smell the flowers."

Holiday,

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

Tax haven.

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'