Relationship Troublemaker Pillows

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

'Great Therapy!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"We don't talk anymore."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'How long have you been fighting?'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"See how controlling he is?!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."