Relationship Transformation Pillows

"I've decided to redecorate...starting with you!"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'Great Therapy!'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"You've changed."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"