Relationship Quizzers Mugs

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"We don't talk anymore."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'He said he wasn't good enough for me, so I married him because he's the first man to realize that.'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

"Have you seen my wife?"

"If you were the only man in the world, and I were the only woman. . . would we still have to diet?"

"Oh Adam. This is the second...sorry, I mean third happiest day of my life."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"

'I really like him but I can't bear waiting for THE LUNGE'

"I'm giving love one more try."

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

'Oh, that's my webcam. Probably should have mentioned that at the beginning.'

'Look, it's nothing to be ashamed of. We chose to get married before living together.'

"Apropo of nothing, would you still love me if I were a sausage?"

"My orgasm was fake."

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"I don't feel we've known each other long enough to sit in a booth."