Marriage Questioner Mugs

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

Marriage least expected to last...

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"If you've been affected by any issues raised during our love-making there's a number you can call."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

"What's it all about?"

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Stay Tuned

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

'He is so lazy,I even had to get a man in to cut our wedding cake.'

"Just remember, the number one reason for divorce is marriage."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

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