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'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"I traded his corncob pipe and his button nose for a buttoned lip, and things couldn't be better."

Marriage least expected to last...

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"Well, it's the same old story, we just don't squark anymore."

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"What's it all about?"

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Do you agree with Rudy Giuliani? He said the president doesn't love America, because he's always apologizing for it and finding fault with it. Thoughts? *Actual reader question. Sounds EXACTLY like love to me. My husband would disagree, but don't mind him, he's just a quarrelsome know-it-all. Ask Sadie at asksadie@rudypark.com.

"If you've been affected by any issues raised during our love-making there's a number you can call."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"I'm not withholding. I'm busy."

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

"Martha, are you sure you're not marrying me for money?"

Stay Tuned

"We usually get along, but when we don't, we fight like, um...well, you know."

"So you have a communication problem! Have you tried powerpoint?"

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'He is so lazy,I even had to get a man in to cut our wedding cake.'

"Just remember, the number one reason for divorce is marriage."