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I have not lowered my standards...I've just set more realistic goals...'

In God We Trust...Because We Can't Trust our Politicians.

"Which God are you praying to? The one who caused the tragedy or the one who did nothing to stop it?"

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

The fundamentalist.

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

"When God does not answer a prayer, he has a good reason."

'Father, help me, I'm beginning to lose faith in child-abuse.'

"I propose the three of us close our eyes and observe a moment of silence. During that time, we will allow your god to speak for himself... I predict his voice will sound like a door slam."

"Of course religious leaders are frauds. Try putting a check that is payable to 'God' in a church's collection plate and see what happens."

"Looks like Father's done a bunk."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

On the eighth day God created blasphemy.

"The Vatican has refused to bless same-sex unions, but you're more than welcome to come in and hear us preach against your deviant lifestyle. . ."

Me and my shadow.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Holy Bible

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'