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'What's the penalty for backsliding?'

"So what if Jesus was sent here to suffer and die... We all do that."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Where were the wise women?'

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'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

'Ok Preacher, here's the deal. You back off I back off, and everyone is happy...'

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I have a movie plot idea... A girl is kidnapped at birth. She's threatened, oppressed, and lives in constant fear. Here's the twist - the kidnapper is only in her mind."

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

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'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

Thomas Aquinas

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

"Thank you for not praying."

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Perhaps we should accept her invitation to church. Then ask the priest questions during the sermon."

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'And now he's a reactionary, and conformist.'

Just a thought on nooses.

"If God had meant for penguins to fly he'd have given us feathers."

"Wouldn't I have to pent first?"

"What's a polite but firm way of letting them know I don't like modern architecture?"