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'My trial marriage was dismissed for lack of evidence.'

"Alice, you have to make a decision. This is still a monogamy state."

?20 tax breaks for married couples - 'If we got married we could afford to binge drink.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

I can have any woman I please - trouble is, these days they're almost impossible to please.

'The idea of being cloned with a human being appals me..!'

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

'Human clinical trials start in six months. Sooner if we run out of mice.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Someone calling himself a bio-ethicist is here to see you.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

Marriage & Divorce.

Jared Kushner: "Mine!"

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

'With my new phone I can lie out of both side of my mouth 24/7.'