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'Sure, men have feelings too - but who really cares.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

The economy.

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'