Marriage Debaters T-Shirts

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Changing Minds

'What I lack in cognitive flexibility, I make up for in moral flexibility.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

I can have any woman I please - trouble is, these days they're almost impossible to please.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

Marriage & Divorce.

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"I can try, but I've never had a marriage overturned on appeal."

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Attorney General John Ashcroft

"I said I was sorry. No need to bite my head off!"

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

"I liked you better as my first husband."

'Nothing grows in the shade.'

"It seems your polls have slumped ever since that issue with the washing up."

"...for better OR worse, not AND."

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"Oh, that's just the first draft of some divorce papers I was messing around with."

'You won't be able to afford a top lawyer like me for very long. But, maybe just long enough to give your wife one heck of a scare.'