Relationship Architect Pillows

How was your date with the architect? I didn't fit into her plans.

"Sonny, never burn your bridges or delete your data base."

"You do like octopus?"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

The best financial decision I ever made.

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Window Treatment

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

"My computer just texted me."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

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Awkward First Dates

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

Building business relations.

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Hollywood Breakup

'At last, the newly discovered films of Woody Alien.'

Relationships.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'