Relationship Apology Gifts

"Maybe you don't need to tell them grocery store flowers aren't going to get them out of the hole they've dug for themselves."

Priest's 'To do' list.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

"OK, what have you done?"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

Very sorry

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

"I may not be in for a while, Eddie. My wife and I have decided to normalize relations."

Greeting Cards

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Bob tries to win her back with flowers.

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'