Relatable Moments Fan Gifts

"You finished in there yet?"

Sitting in a tree

"What the hell took so long?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Son burying his dad in sand

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

Letting Go

An awkward moment during the coronation...

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

'My drawings on the fridge are nice, but my video of grandmom putting them there just went viral!'

'Your knees are wandering.'

Live long and prosper.

"Here's Lori's black bean soup, but I'll need the container back — my mother-in-law's ashes were in it."

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away. Disregard this baloney if you're asthmatic."

Barack Obama

"One day, you'll look back on all your youthful mistakes and remember how adorable you were while making them."

"We learnt about the birds and bees today - apparently it's a bit like when you and daddy have it off."

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'What do you think?'

"It's not you, Frank, it's me - I don't like you."

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

"Nice finish everyone. Let's just bow in place because I think we are stuck."

"After this, miss Darrow, tell your boyfriend to meet you for lunch at the front entrance like everyone else."

I've got something to tell you, Axel, but it's kind of upsetting, so you should really be sitting down. So