Relatable Moments Lover Gifts

Hangovers.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

All we have in life is this moment...

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

Happy Pregnancy

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

Child with picture of rocket

"Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone."

"I was happy that my girlfriend came to me to ask how to delete a contact from her iPhone. . . until I learned it was my contact that she was deleting."

'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'

Fly having an idea.

"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."

Working from home

'Mom, Dad...I'd like you to meet Fanny'

'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'

'One baby, one placenta, one umbilical cord...stock-taking never takes long in here.'

'How was that for me?'

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

"Do you call this a party! I've been to livelier funerals!"

The Drinker.

Mother Love

"Who is Santa Claus?"

Woman Dancing.

Bob and Sarah were enjoying a magical evening together until, lost in the moment, Bob bubbled in the bathwater.

You're never alone! You're constantly being watched by millions of germs!

Injection Window

Bad career move (Nice paunch, sir.)

"How do I like it cut? In silence!"