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'Why, Lilly, you look so much younger. Have you had a recent skin shedding?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Cat in a flap

"I love this time of day."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"It feels good to unwind..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Uptight End"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beer Order

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Loofah Lady

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Holiday Aerobics.

Housewife: Out of Order.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."