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'Why, Lilly, you look so much younger. Have you had a recent skin shedding?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Cat in a flap

"It feels good to unwind..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Uptight End"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Loofah Lady

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Beer Order

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role."

Housewife: Out of Order.

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

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