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"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I think we may be related!"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

TSA Noah

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."