Reindeer Watching Gifts

"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

TSA Noah

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'