Reindeer Dreamers Gifts

'It's getting harder to have a niche business.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Reindeer

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

"We've made a few changes."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Great Moment in North Pole History

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

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"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

Dec. 26