Reindeer Dreamers Pillows

'It's getting harder to have a niche business.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

That one has all the batteries!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Santa's doner kebab - Santa, one of the reindeer has gone missing.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Everything for a buck.

'I have no idea why he calls us those weird names...my name is Bob!'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

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'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"We've made a few changes."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

Great Moment in North Pole History

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."