Regulatory Body Fans Pillows

Office of Fair Trading boxer

Running

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Speeding Forklift

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

"Isaias has made landfall, bars, beaches, tattoo parlors and schools will all be open."

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

An man with an axe removes tattoos.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Running machine with pothole.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

Security Breach

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

Oh, that's genius!

'She's had so much plastic surgery that her body has rejected her credit cards!'

Scranton the Ride

Boy has radio controlled model of Noah's Ark. Small animals are entering two by two.

There's some grumbling going on down there. The muscle fibers are complaining about getting stuck with all the heavy lifting. LDL is tired of getting called "bad" cholesterol, and the blood cells don't like all the traveling they have to do in their job. A little speck is trying to convince the brain these bad attitudes are all in the head. A little speck? Yeah, a proton is telling the brain he can take charge of the situation with the power of positive thinking!

"On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?"

"Relax! They'll be gone soon. . ."

'All right... we've followed the health and safety directives, Can we get on with deliveries now?'

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

Morgue Waiting Room.

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'Good news, I hear you've lost two inches.'

"Well Master Jack! We have reason to believe you're growing a GM crop without a licence!"

Man getting a 'Her indoors' tattoo

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

'I don't mind his tattoos: They'll go away the next time he sheds his skin...'

New Corona Rules