Regulatory Affairs Pillows

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

"Environmental destruction agency secretary Scott Pruitt"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'We're out of duct tape.'

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

Volkswagen Scandal

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'