Regulatory Affairs Mugs

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

"Environmental destruction agency secretary Scott Pruitt"

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Here's your businessman's lunch, sir, and this gentleman is from the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I am a climate change denialist...I have attempted to sue the EPA thirteen times and I fought the Clean Water Act!"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

'We're out of duct tape.'

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."