Congressional Affairs Mugs

Forgive the Democrats for They Know Not What They Do

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'That's our mission statement.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

Businessman sees door sign 'Department of Mismanagement and Overbudget'.

XYZ Inc, putting a folksy, human face on unfettered corporate greed for over 50 years.

'Our company has hit an iceberg and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

Rock and a Hard Place

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Benefit mistakes cost one billion a year. Well in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct,they just weren't in the right order.

"My wife's lawyer doesn't understand me."

"Doesn't look good. The boss just changed his Facebook status to 'Fleeing the country with hookers and compnay 401k plan.'"

'We're out of duct tape.'

J. Edgar - F.B.Eye Lives On.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Stephen Harper Soliliquizes

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

'In a complex court settlement, our parent company gets custody of us on the weekends.'

"Thank you, Nathaniel. I think you, too, are a very scary young lawyer."

"It's been a great year - let's hope we can keep the shareholders from finding out."

'For those of you who don't wish to know the results of our executives pay...turn away now.'

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

Trumpled