Regulatory Affairs Professional Pillows

'So what are you complaining about, mister Let's-not-hinder-industry-with-regulations?'

"When they say it's the end of regulation, they're talking about the game, not our industry."

Sewage in UK rivers

Push In And Turn

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Volkswagen Scandal

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Welsh water sewage

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'