Regulatory Professional Pillows

Office of Fair Trading boxer

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Warning! All items in this store approved by the U.S. regulatory system.

"I'm here as the field coordinator for the expanded regulatory authority...so, yeah, there's a new sheriff in town."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Ofwat Sewage Scrutiny

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

Volkswagen Scandal

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'You forgot the product label.'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Pollution Look

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Welsh water sewage

Consumer Protection Agency/Manufacturer Protection Agency