Regulatory Compliance Specialist Pillows

'You forgot the product label.'

When government regulations go too far.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Volkswagen Scandal

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Welsh water sewage

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'Environments-called-protection agency - formerly: Environment protection agency'

Pollution Look

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

Access Assessments

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'