Regulatory Issues Pillows

The Sale

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We won!"

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"The Nominees"

'What I call a miracle drug is one that doesn't start a government investigation.'

How Many It Takes

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

The two faces of capitalism.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'He's trying to persuade the Inland Revenue that it's a tax haven.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

'You forgot the product label.'

Stethoscope line.

"Uh oh, here come more regulations."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'And then the bad man from the Securities and Exchange Commission and I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your house down!'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'