Regulation Reveler Gifts

Health & Safety Official Tester.

Affordable Cartoon Act

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

You're the olive in my martini

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Jenga!!!

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Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

The Quantum Mechanic...

When I make it, I like to see it.

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

My own museum.

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

GDPR compliant

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

I think we're alone now!

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.