Regret Reliever Pillows

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Feeling guilty? Florest

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

"She's forgiven me."

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Football fan buries television.

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

Other Walks of Shame

"My entire day has been like this!"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

Psychiatry. I can't stop myself from holding grudges against humans. It's just your nature. Time is unforgiving to all people.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

'If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?' 'Order the chicken.'

Long Limo Wait