Regret Reliever Mugs

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"She's forgiven me."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

Football fan buries television.

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"My entire day has been like this!"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

Other Walks of Shame

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

'Lately, I have made so many mistakes that I think my life needs a big control-z.'

"The problem isn't that elephants never forget but that they never apologize."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

Long Limo Wait

'If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?' 'Order the chicken.'