Regret Reflector Pillows

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

An old couple visit a woods where they once carved their name in a tree and discover it has bee cut down.

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

"I wish he could have been here to hear all those wonderful lies they told about him."

"I was so busy worrying that she only loved me because of my money that I lost her AND the money!"

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

Other Walks of Shame

'God's dead. We're closed.'