Regimental Captain T-Shirts

Banting in the Yeomanry

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

'At ease, soldier.'

Sea weed harvest.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN