Regal Laundry Humor Pillows

'You and your fabric softener!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

A man washing a mascot costume

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Dreams I have had...

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Cow Wash Cycle.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

'I know it looks big, but it'll shrink when I wash it.'

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."

"I found the problem with your dryer. . . here are a bunch of socks you probably thought were lost!"

"I don't care if he is hard to give a bath to...if you put him into one those giant washing machines I'm calling the SPCA!"

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"Our Brian's back from his gap year in Africa... and he's brought his laundry."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

'That's the last time I ask you to do the laundry!'

'Admit it, Mabel - you've been keeping these non-iron shirts a secret in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

Fish living in a washing machine.

Watch where you throw the frisbee!

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

Washing instructions for lazy husband.

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

Upon retirement Chantel pledges to use laundry detergents that meet environmental requirements...

"So. . . you're back!"