Regal Humor Aficionado Pillows

The Queen's Collies.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

The Trench-Sealer

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

King reaching for an apple

King

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

"It is not you. It is we."

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.