Regal Humor Aficionado Pillows

The Queen's Collies.

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

The Trench-Sealer

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"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

King reaching for an apple

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

King

"It is not you. It is we."

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

'And he thinks he's the most powerful being in the land.'

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.

'There must be some mistake -- Kings don't pay for things.'

Palanquin Toilet Break

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

'First you drop hints - if that doesn't work, you drop bombs.'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'Scroll down, no sorry, scroll up...OK now scroll down again...'

'We don't have the funds to build a huge statue of you, Sire - How would you feel about a bobble-head?'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'