Regal Fitness Challenger Pillows

'If it weren't for all the assassination attempts, he wouldn't get ANY exercise.'

Lawnmower

"Yoga helps me unwind."

Fast Food Dieter

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'Not bad. Already 17 minutes into Saturday morning before I receive my first ultimatum.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'How do you propose to repair the roof from down there?!'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

'...and when I did finally take out the trash, she locked the door behind me.'

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Please seat to be weighted.

'The other foot also Mrs Zipsky!'

'Young lady, you're not going anywhere until you clean your lint trap!'

'I am a staving artist. I'm fat because all I can afford is junk food!'

Spring cleaning.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

A man walks with a dog who has learnt to scoop his own poop.

"Is it possible to achieve inner peace and a charley horse at the same time."

'What makes you so sure this is good for my health?'

"Moving to a chair to eat three times a day really isn't 'doing sit-ups!'"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Problem of getting older.

"Yogi Down!"

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."