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Health and Safety.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Woman looking into a mirror

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Hospital Departments

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Musical Eye Test

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'No cheating'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"It's called being preemptive."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Keep students on their toes...

I took up antkeeping.

"A minute on the lips"

Pirated mirrors.

Phones 4 U

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."