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Health and Safety.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Woman looking into a mirror

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Hospital Departments

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Musical Eye Test

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'No cheating'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"It's called being preemptive."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"A minute on the lips"

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"No - you're drunk, pal."

Pirated mirrors.

Antiques