Refraction Enthusiast Pillows

"Mom, what's refraction?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Welcome to the Team

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Hospital Departments

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

A series of cameras go through a war zone.

The Formal Street Artist

Artistic license.

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

"A minute on the lips"

Boating Reflection

Antiques

"The side lenses will help you maintain visual acuity when looking askance."