Refinery Buffs Gifts

"Did you hear that marketing wants us to move into 'compressed liquids' next?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

'We'll take it!'

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Woody Allen

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

S**t Creek Halt

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

Personnel. You did high-tech work in this railroad job? It was a part-time position --- I was a semi-conductor.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

The first Airbender!

Chuck's Bar and Grille: Happy Hour 6-7 pm, Chuckle Hour 7-8 pm.

Where Cream Ale comes from

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

The Oil of Iran

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

Anheuser-Busch agrees to US$52 billion sale.

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'