Referral Ritualist T-Shirts

"Dr. Johnson referred me to Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg referred me to Dr Brown...."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Loofah Lady

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

R.C.I.A.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Hold it, I think I need something more than "because it's traditional."

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

'We're trying a more holistic approach to our surgeries.'

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'