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"What are you complaining about? It's a job, isn't it?"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

R.C.I.A.

Saying Grace.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"I didn't say, 'Simon says'..."

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"So … ribs for lunch?"

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

"All I have is tofu."

Really, Brother Gregory, that was only necessary on your head.

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.