Ritual Practitioner Mugs

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

Saying Grace.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Give Thanks.

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'I've been praying for a revelation, but nothing happens!'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

"So … ribs for lunch?"

"All I have is tofu."

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Gregorian Monks: Please turn off your cell phones.