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'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

R.C.I.A.

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"Dr. Johnson referred me to Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg referred me to Dr Brown...."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

Oh good life, you give to me … a gift sweeter than a rose. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Sunday night at 9, you see: Binge watching Sopranos. Mobsters be her muse.

Holy Water.

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