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'No specials will be seen tonight, so that we may bring you our regularly-scheduled programs....'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"I'm prescribing your husband a double dose of malt whiskey, to be taken twice every evening."

'Oh no, it's not sex night again, is it'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Ralph's over-interpreting the data again."

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

"most of you have met Higgins. He'll be helping us prepare for the upcoming audit."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"Dr. Johnson referred me to Dr. Goldberg, Dr. Goldberg referred me to Dr Brown...."

"Two sacrificial virgins and call me in the morning."

Holy Water.

The traditional pre-game prayer.

'Richard, control yourself! You're swirling counter-clockwise in public!'

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Undertakers

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."