Nature Ritualist T-Shirts

"I see Mrs. ogmore-Pritchard's coven are dancing naked around her plum tree again -- must be the solstice."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

Loofah Lady

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Tiger

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"She's had a lot of work done."

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"Take me to your barista."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."